‘I’ve seen Brokeback Mountain, what am I meant to think when two men go fishing all day?’
‘That they’ve gone fishing?’
‘That lasts an hour or so, then they’re bored silly, then they’re skinny dipping, then rolling around on the bank using a different kind of rod.’
‘That sounds more like what you’d want to happen if he took you!’
‘It would be more fun than fishing! What’s the fun in trying to outwit a trout?’
‘More of a challenge than staying at home to do so?’
‘Oi, you cheeky bitch! God, I could lie on this beach all day.’
A drabble is a story of exactly 100 words.